Archive for December, 2013

@cbcreative @EmiliaHartBooks I pressed delete, again. Who knew writing a memoir would be this hard? But each time I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 3 weeks ago

@cbcreative @amitaparikh The handle of Helen’s pilfered bag cuts into her hand as she heads up the escalator. She… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 month ago

@macneighill Most 40 yr olds who have just had a baby look EXACTLY like this 2 months ago

@cbcreative @lmrlmrlmr "I hope you get tummyache!" Alina slammed the postbox shut. "So our brother asked Santa for… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 3 months ago

Best way to save a seat! Someone has a cold hand today #Hanx @tomhanks https://t.co/w6EWiZ1u3b 3 months ago

Anyone thought about putting @shakira's hips in the #leadershiprace? They don't lie 8 months ago

Now we've had #plattyjubes, allow me to introduce the next few potential upcoming events: #stattyfunes, #coronobs a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 9 months ago

@showsiff Dammit, I thought I thought of stattyfunes first! 9 months ago

Really enjoyed the @suedeHQ documentary The Insatiable ones by @mikechristieuk. Watching it for research and loved… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 11 months ago

@sainsburys Ely. I look forward to seeing it going up in price! 😆 11 months ago

This makes me cross. @sainsburys you've "price locked" the option to buy convenience-wrapped baking powder at five… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 11 months ago

@NiaVardalos @RitaWilson This is cool and affirming, thank you. I desperately want Rita to read my screenplay, Smal… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 11 months ago

Downloading a book, reading it and returning it is stealing. #Amazon's returns policies for completed e-books needs… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 11 months ago

Love #AprilFoolsDay - can ignore all news I don't like with a cheery wave and a dismissive "Well, that can't be true" 12 months ago

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